people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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