He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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