I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
