my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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