The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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