its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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