I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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