What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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