Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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