sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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