i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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