you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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