You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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