If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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