Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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