drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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