I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again