how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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