I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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