I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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