Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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