don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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