god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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