Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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