Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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