Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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