Her vagina should come with caution tape.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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