Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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