Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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