She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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