Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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