Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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