i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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