I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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