Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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