Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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