i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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