Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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