butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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