its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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