Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
PANTIES FOUND
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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