I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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