dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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