drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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