fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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