She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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