I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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