Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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