if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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