Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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