i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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