If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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