I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
