so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.