it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.