drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Its about making memories worth repressing
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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